Intimacy: SORRY!

SORRY!

By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Oooooooh!

By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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Honky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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MercyFrag 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:08

How very Canadian of you...

Jasim 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:00

Doesn't matter had sex.

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Jasim 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:00

Doesn't matter had sex.

blueblu97 16

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:02

Sorry for what?

ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:04

I believe for arriving first.

Kyle1dc 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:31

guys, anyone else think this is kinda like makeup sex?

hamrtym 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 23:32

My thoughts exactly. She should've moaned thank you or better yet you're welcome before sorry.

FemskyD 26

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:05

I guess theres worse things you could have yelled xD

howard007 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:04

Pussy whipped

MercyFrag 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:08

How very Canadian of you...

bahamit 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:33

Yet would only happen in 'murica

cheeeksss 29

Friday 16 January 2015 15:59

This made me laugh because my boyfriend is Canadian and he is the most aggressive partner I've ever had.

Sunflower1919 19

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:10

I hope there's a follow up to this one so we can find out if the apology was accepted..

russiancat464 12

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:11

meow *whip lash*

nataliewby 25

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:18

But were you actually sorry?

FunnnyGirrl 19

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:20

Reminds me of Mr. Darcy...

FunnnyGirrl 19

Friday 16 January 2015 11:51

Guess there's no Bridget Jones fans here!

Dreamsorrow93 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:38

DINKLEBERG!

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:42

Forced meme is irrelevant.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Thursday 15 January 2015 13:12

Someone only lasting a few seconds?

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