Apologetic

By mpsteve137 - 30/06/2012 06:21 - United States - Acworth

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Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
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moviegirl6 5

You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.

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newbiehere99 6

Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...

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wruch 6

Don't worry man. Its all about practice and as your gf she should know and understand. Eventually you'll stop saying I'm sorry and start saying RIDE THAT ****! Be confident. :)

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twisted_cherub 14

That's a great way to get better--not practicing. I know, he can become a sexual god by reading about it or watching a lot of ****. [For all the sarcasm-impaired, that was it.] Maybe he's just the kind of guy who apologizes for every awkward moment because he thinks sex should be perfect like in movies, instead of reality; falling on the floor while wrestling your foot free of your underwear, screaming in pain when you get a cramp, or asking "Would you like to move so your head's not hitting the wall?". Give the guy a break. At least he cares if he's doing it right or not. A lot of guys don't.

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TheLover21795 2

That just made my day remembering "Would you like me to me over?" in the old sex in the car times xD

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Blueglasscup 18

Am I the only one who thought that OP has to keep saying sorry because his member is too big?

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JuicePit 0

Some times the chica can't handle the big D. Giver her a shot of tequila and it will lose. Her right up, no pun intended......no for reals though, find positions that don't make her feel like u bout poke out her stomach and start slow. And practice everyday.

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hotPinklipstick 24

I feel like I just lost 10 IQ points reading your comment.

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TheVelocirabbit 10

... What the fudge did I just read?

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Llamacod 11

my question is: why would a shot of tequila lose if you gave it to her and what would the shot of tequila lose?

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KitGrey 4

Wear a gag? Maybe you should let your girlfriend take the reins?

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melsweet 19

I shouldn't of laughed as hard as I did...

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diesel1226 0

If you need to learn things OP, read. Also stop being so beta and saying sorry. Sit her down an talk and be like "I'm going to work on me as a person, if you don't like something, anything, speak up" Be a man, not some over apologetic beta punk. Tell yourself "Im the alpha MF around here!" and believe that shit!

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MissMae93 23

What if he's saying sorry because he's too large for her to take? Also, "so beta" and "beta punk", what are you? Some sort of college frat boy?

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spazz666 18

We're not dogs, we don't have an alpha dog/leader of the pack. There's dominance, yes but being "alpha" or "beta" (lol alphabet...a) all the time gets boring.

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Fmlsea 28

if thats the only talking you are doing bed , you might wanna change it to something more exciting otherwise you partner might just get sick of it .

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