FML : Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AirOne / Wednesday 12 November 2008 14:39 / United States

Intimacy

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By ThorsSon | 0

#23315 - Monday 9 March 2009 07:31

Dude... you are getting laid... your woman is obviously enjoying it... she is not ashamed of it... and your neighbor is cool with it? If these are bad things for you, I will gladly come fill in for you.

By ZleveL | 0

#1014700 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 07:45

umm you are #9

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By mizled | 0

#12428 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:59

sounds fun. xD

By nwater | 0

#12662 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 03:44

That's funny as hell!!! You should be proud not FML you selfish depressed prick

Boomi | 38

#6689520 - Wednesday 14 September 2016 05:22

What's wrong with you?

By liaotin | 0

#21003 - Sunday 8 March 2009 06:48

...God, number 9, was that called for? Anyway, you have cool neighbors.

ZleveL | 0

#1014700 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 07:45

umm you are #9

DisappearingRose | 18

#1271887 - Thursday 19 August 2010 08:21

they probably meant #8

By ThorsSon | 0

#23315 - Monday 9 March 2009 07:31

domolovesyoshi | 33

#5944327 - Wednesday 14 May 2014 05:20

I think the FML lies in the fact that he thinks the neighbour is getting off on listening to them have sex

By cshippee_8750 | 0

#40335 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 05:08

Why is this a FML? it sounds like you're pretty good and neihbor is awesome

By djtelekinesis | 0

#49506 - Sunday 22 March 2009 06:42

Dude, this is a FTW, not an FML.

By Empleh | 4

#83850 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:10

Still waiting on the FML. That is a good thing bro.

By Jackthestripper | 0

#101467 - Saturday 11 April 2009 07:17

Nice work.

By miss_creecy | 0

#113038 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 11:38

haha, nice, even the neighbours are enjoying it! you must be doing an excellent job.

By Sportsfreak2034 | 0

#127497 - Monday 20 April 2009 09:44

creeper! haha

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