Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

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Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
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rockstatic 0

These FMLs are so annoying. Look, your "problem" is that the guy is too attracted to you, and came right away. Here are some things you can do about it: 1. Make him come once first, then have sex with you. See how that goes. 2. Do a lot more foreplay. If you're that concerned about not getting enough action, have him eat you out first or finger you or use a vibrator on you. If you've already come, then it's not even that bad if he can't last. 3. Act like he's some sort of failure and your life is some sort of a disaster. Sex is always about working things out. Stop whining just because it wasn't earth-shaking right away.

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FMLRevoluSean 0

Mustve been a long apology, cuz I wasn't that bad!

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Blue_Coconuts 7

I **** right in my pants, everytime you're next to me.. And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me. You say I'm premature, I just call it esctacy. I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity!

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buddybudda 0

maybe he just sucks at sex? make him put on like 5condoms so he would feel it as much

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FMLRevoluSean 0

Omg I got first 2 1/2 times!!! that's my personal best!

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YourScrewed 0

YDI for having sex with Bill Clinton...

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WolfsGuns 0

It's time for.......Viagra......and some tape!!!!!

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FMLRevoluSean 0

Well if it was the first time in six months for him too, you can hardly blame him.

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Notjustanother1 0

I agree with 21 if you pull the trigger on a fully loaded gun if gonna blast hard give the trigger a second squeeze and you should be good

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Horney4her69 0

I'm sorry, I was too excited.

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FMLRevoluSean 0

To everyone who is confused, she's saying that he couldn't last (cummed early), and his apology took more time than the sex itself.

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ladiesman14 0

i had to apologize for deep throating my girlfriend and making her throwup. dam gag reflex.

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FMLRevoluSean 0

Wow they have Newfoundland in Canada?

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KiddNYC1O 20

lol 51 I thought the op's bf's apology was due to anal ha

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

LOL @ 8 I was listening to that when I was reading this hahah..

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karebear9 0

stfu 39... ur a fat little teenager... you proabaly cream yourself just thinking of the word tit...

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joseph11 0

hahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

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mikemalk123 0

cause he'd prilly not had sex in months either and your sh** was prolly tight as hell, can't fault nature

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samantha_durano 6

hahahah 65! oh sorry rachel, didn't mean to insult you. not that it matters or anything, I'll just go make out in my bikini with my girlfriend since I'm a "slutty bitchhhh".

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sharpl916 0

yea.. even if she strips her self to nothing in time square ppl would jst ignore or throw stuff at her. No offence tho(oh I meant no physical offence)

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Tripout 0

Thor89 U were off a bit but...eh close enough 

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matrasveer 1

If he is your boyfriend, and you made him wait for months as well, then YDI.

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chey15 0

Op, YDI for caring about sex

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Alex12321_fml 0

Jimmy is HOT!:)

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Loosifur 0

next time, skip the talk and get straight to the sex.

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tencentsakiss 19

this site hates me right now. it's replying in all the wrong spots :(

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FMLRevoluSean 0

Good job #1 I'm jealous! 

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Maybe he gave a 2 hour speech?

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FMLRevoluSean 0

Nevermind I am #1...

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Tripout 0

dude ur not funny. I've grown annoyed with ur comments. If u wanna be funny ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO IT. Cuz ur not. I'm not tryin to be mean or anythin but really. UR NOT FUNNY.

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qriztyy4747 3

where did my comment go? hm...

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tencentsakiss 19

ug this wasn't supposed to be a reply

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Bethanytaylor96 5

whatta shame.

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rockstatic 0

These FMLs are so annoying. Look, your "problem" is that the guy is too attracted to you, and came right away. Here are some things you can do about it: 1. Make him come once first, then have sex with you. See how that goes. 2. Do a lot more foreplay. If you're that concerned about not getting enough action, have him eat you out first or finger you or use a vibrator on you. If you've already come, then it's not even that bad if he can't last. 3. Act like he's some sort of failure and your life is some sort of a disaster. Sex is always about working things out. Stop whining just because it wasn't earth-shaking right away.

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alphabravo76 0

well said mate!!! don't whine about it, work on it with him! mind you, when I cum, I cum with the thunder!

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