Sex and Intimacy: Apologetic

Apologetic

By mpsteve137 - 30/06/2012 06:21 - United States - Acworth

Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

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SORRY!

By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

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You deserved it 7 812

Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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You deserved it 34 338

Sorry seems to be the harshest word

By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Boone

Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML

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You deserved it 158

By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 04:39 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, I realized I apologize too often as I said I was sorry to my boyfriend as he broke up with me. I apologized for being sad and making him feel bad. FML

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You deserved it 5 751

By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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You deserved it 103 434

My pleasure

By billjoebob424 - 07/02/2020 01:00 - Canada

Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML

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You deserved it 725

By AirOne - 12/11/2008 14:39 - United States

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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You deserved it 10 818

By migsman - 15/09/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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You deserved it 19 182

What have you done this time?

By rockefoe - 15/11/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 640

You deserved it 6 723

Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML

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You deserved it 5 075

moviegirl6 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 12:11

You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.

newbiehere99 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 12:18

Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...

Comments

xRedRockerx 5

Monday 2 July 2012 0:10

Wow, I'm sorry.

Simoneaux17 11

Monday 2 July 2012 4:08

Stop apologizing so much...

CanadianCutie22 16

Monday 2 July 2012 8:33

what are you doing so wrong that you have to appologize for ?

Paprikaas 13

Monday 2 July 2012 16:09

"Wrong hole!!" "Oh god, I'm so sorry!"

kayla_was_here 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 8:49

Well that's awkward the only time anyones said sorry to me was my first time and when his condom got stuck it a "forbidden" place.

honestyslife 9

Wednesday 25 July 2012 20:04

Well at least you're a gentleman

randybryant799 20

Sunday 20 February 2022 21:37

Good grief I feel so sorry for you're girlfriend.

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