By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."

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redbluegreen 40

Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?

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effthis 0

first! lol eww thats sucks

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Fucktroll 0

YDI FOR HAVING A CAT

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qwyzm 0

your cat killed it for you because it respects you. think of it that way if you want. the whole twitching carcass thing is gross though lol :p

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Trevv 0

@31 I hate cats buy I wouldn't blame them for having one. they can have one if they want. troll fail is all I have to say to you.

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bubblybrooke 12

first!!! ew that's gross

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

"Today I called first on an FML, but posted second. I fail at life"

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SP63_fml 0

You forgot the FML. Or was that on purpose because someone who fails that hard would naturally forget the FML part?

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gwenhwyfaer 0

It also means you don't have to get up and feed him for a couple more hours. Course, if he's an indoor kitty, it might mean you have vermin issues...

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Captain_Jello 0

It sure does! You should be thankful for such a good little breadwinner haha

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DameGreyWulf 0

"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."

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Fucktroll 0

Damegreywulf you have no life for commenting on every fml. Get a life

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letitbe56 0

Fucktroll, trolling is one thing, but harassing other FML users is low.

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HahaYDI 0

Dammit don't feed him, he is a good troll, Ive seen him a lot lately, just ignore the fat ass

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letitbe56 0

Nah, a good troll is one who stimulates an enormous argument and then leaves everyone doubting whether he's really a troll or not. Going around harassing people is not good trolling. It's scummy trolling.

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StealthStorm67 0

Says the person who found the time to count how many posts he had, and then cry about it.

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redbluegreen 40

Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?

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Unregistered 0

******* TWAT! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT TEACHING YOUR CAT TO STAY THE **** OUT OF YOUR ROOM!

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kcool1 0

thats a tad harsh to kill the cat ...

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Trevv 0

@21 I hate cats too but some bleeding-heart animal rights group would go mental if they killed it...

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