first! lol eww thats sucks

Nothin like breakfast in bed.

YDI FOR HAVING A CAT

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your cat killed it for you because it respects you. think of it that way if you want. the whole twitching carcass thing is gross though lol :p

@31 I hate cats buy I wouldn't blame them for having one. they can have one if they want. troll fail is all I have to say to you.

my bad @ 31

you've cat to be kitten me right meow

first!!! ew that's gross

fail

"Today I called first on an FML, but posted second. I fail at life"

:o thas nasty!!!! ;@ blarrrrfffffff

No...no you're not

ewwwwwww

It just means he loves you! ^_^

It also means you don't have to get up and feed him for a couple more hours. Course, if he's an indoor kitty, it might mean you have vermin issues...

It sure does! You should be thankful for such a good little breadwinner haha

"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."

Damegreywulf you have no life for commenting on every fml. Get a life

Fucktroll, trolling is one thing, but harassing other FML users is low.

Dammit don't feed him, he is a good troll, Ive seen him a lot lately, just ignore the fat ass

Nah, a good troll is one who stimulates an enormous argument and then leaves everyone doubting whether he's really a troll or not. Going around harassing people is not good trolling. It's scummy trolling.

Says the person who found the time to count how many posts he had, and then cry about it.

Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?

Om nom nom

xDD

Aww, early morning present. :)

FUCKING TWAT! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT TEACHING YOUR CAT TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR ROOM!

Kill your cat.

thats a tad harsh to kill the cat ...

@21 I hate cats too but some bleeding-heart animal rights group would go mental if they killed it...