Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
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DameGreyWulf
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"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."
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redbluegreen
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Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?
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effthis
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first! lol eww thats sucks
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Scorpitarrius
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Nothin like breakfast in bed.
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Fucktroll
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YDI FOR HAVING A CAT
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qwyzm
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your cat killed it for you because it respects you. think of it that way if you want. the whole twitching carcass thing is gross though lol :p
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Trevv
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@31 I hate cats buy I wouldn't blame them for having one. they can have one if they want. troll fail is all I have to say to you.
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fmlbai
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my bad @ 31
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softball_nerd_24
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you've cat to be kitten me right meow
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bubblybrooke
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first!!!
ew that's gross
ew that's gross
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effthis
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fail
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JarJarBinks_fml
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"Today I called first on an FML, but posted second. I fail at life"
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ilovefatcats
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:o thas nasty!!!!
;@ blarrrrfffffff
;@ blarrrrfffffff
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Nyx7
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No...no you're not
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yourz4ever
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ewwwwwww
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CosmicPossum
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It just means he loves you! ^_^
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gwenhwyfaer
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It also means you don't have to get up and feed him for a couple more hours.
Course, if he's an indoor kitty, it might mean you have vermin issues...
Course, if he's an indoor kitty, it might mean you have vermin issues...
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Captain_Jello
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It sure does! You should be thankful for such a good little breadwinner haha
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DameGreyWulf
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"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."
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Fucktroll
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Damegreywulf you have no life for commenting on every fml. Get a life
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letitbe56
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Fucktroll, trolling is one thing, but harassing other FML users is low.
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HahaYDI
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Dammit don't feed him, he is a good troll, Ive seen him a lot lately, just ignore the fat ass
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letitbe56
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Nah, a good troll is one who stimulates an enormous argument and then leaves everyone doubting whether he's really a troll or not. Going around harassing people is not good trolling. It's scummy trolling.
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StealthStorm67
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Says the person who found the time to count how many posts he had, and then cry about it.
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redbluegreen
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Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?
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JarJarBinks_fml
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Om nom nom
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DncrHap
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xDD
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Emico_fml
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Aww, early morning present. :)
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Unregistered
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FUCKING TWAT! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT TEACHING YOUR CAT TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
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IamSpartacus
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Kill your cat.
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kcool1
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thats a tad harsh to kill the cat ...
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Trevv
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@21 I hate cats too but some bleeding-heart animal rights group would go mental if they killed it...