Threesome weirdness
By Anonymous - /
Thursday 8 October 2020 02:01 /
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome! -
Verified
You are certified FML now -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back. -
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge. -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
So, what happened next…
You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person. -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in? -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.