Panic!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
I agree, your life sucks 252
You deserved it 478

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Pink_Turnips 14

you definitely deserved that... you're in a restaurant, have some manners and take your nasty ass to the restroom

YDI for trusting a fart and not getting a to-go box.

Comments

Pink_Turnips 14

you definitely deserved that... you're in a restaurant, have some manners and take your nasty ass to the restroom

YDI for trusting a fart and not getting a to-go box.

Now I’m imagining someone ******** their pants and finishing their meal because they weren’t mortified enough.

jlc82 9

imagine how everyone else felt not being able to finish their meals cause they had to smell your nasty ass.