By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
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I think you need Sam and Dean Winchester to get rid of this spirit.

lrgenesis 19

Thats nuts! Haha mother in law IS an anagram of "woman hitler" for a reason. You might want to talk to someone about that. FYL, I'm sorry OP :(


lrgenesis 19

Thats nuts! Haha mother in law IS an anagram of "woman hitler" for a reason. You might want to talk to someone about that. FYL, I'm sorry OP :(

Redoxx_fml 22

Not punny

Oy, woman Hitler got old faster than arrow to the knee.

Okay 14, I'm a huge grammar Nazi, but even I can admit that your correction was just obnoxious.

PuppiesFTW 5

I get nightmares about my mother (like 3 times already). The same dream every time.

lrgenesis 19

Woah I was first? I wanna cookie!

I think you need Sam and Dean Winchester to get rid of this spirit.

They might need a little help from Cas, those two.

MissHayleyJames 7

Hey apparently Cas is coming back!!! I figured he would be since they kept him in the main picture on the website but there was a preview recently with him in it!

Who the hell is Cas? I just started season 3, stop ruining the show for me!

An angel who's married to Dean.

MissHayleyJames 7

Cas is the greatest character ever. He comes in the premier of season 4.

MCRmyGeneral 9


markrs 0

Dean is hott.....................

yozakura06 2

This is just a win hands down win

OMG!!! I'm watching Supernatural right now! I'm on team Dean/Sam/John/Cas!!!! :D lol they're all HOT!

HaileyBeth16 1

I agree with #87(:

The Freddie Grugar of mother-in laws

Xquisite1 28


Freddy Krueger* Nice try though

Nice try though. * You forgot the punctuation at the end of your sentence.

Oh, and "nice try though" isn't a complete sentence. Stop correcting people. It's really annoying.

"It's really annoying." isn't a complete sentence either. Nice try though. :)

Nice try, though. (a comma makes this punctuation grammatically correct in the eyes of literature.) ^ Without "though" on the end, this would be a complete standalone sentence. However; the subject of the statement that came before it (the correction) makes it okay to add "though" on the end, making it a fragment, because the English language does allow for such loopholes. Yes, I checked my facts. No, I'm not giving you the leisure of a link-to, because you can look it up yourself.

Everyone commenting on this can quit being little bitches. No one cares!

Unfortunately #51, you're bring a little hitch here because you just can't deal with a thread with so much education. Now jump off a bridge...

My lack of a complete sentence was intentional. I was only correcting her because she has been correcting everyone. IHDGAF whether or not people have improper grammar or sentence fragments on FML.

nor do I. But after 4 corrections, I decided to go total overkill for fun.

RedPillSucks 31

I was waiting for the combo breaker.

extreme grammar nazis infuriate me.

Who needs grammar teachers, when you could just hire FML'ers.

I'm gonna need DocBastard to shut yall up here with all that bs. This is FML...

It actually is. "It" is the subject. "Is" is the verb.

Sorry OP, sounds like she's a bad dream that will never end. Next Fed Kruger maybe?

Technically, that is called a night terror. Not a nightmare.

Just because he woke up sweating & he gasped doesn't make it a night terror. Just saying....

What's the difference between night terror and nightmare?

heyitslexx 3

I don't think there is a difference...

A night terror is when someone appears awake at times & they scream, kick, flail. Easiest way to put it night terrors scare people witnessing them, where night mares scare the people having them.

Redoxx_fml 22

Inception time

The_Troller 14

We need to go deeper!

Redoxx_fml 22

22-that's what she said

SoccerBitch113 0

23 haha

Damnit 23, I wanted to say that.

This is why you need Psychic powers in order to tell your dead MIL to Fuck off or kick her dead Ass straight to the lower rings of Hell.

Strafeh 9

Or he could right a letter? Who rights letters anymore though?

Strafeh 9


Er... You can't write to a dead person.

RedPillSucks 31

Sure you can. Now if they reply, then you have a problem.

astralvagan 20

Just remember what you learned from movies..... They can only hurt you in your dreams.... Run!!!!

They say that persons that have gone on before us can watch over us, but they do not see things that they would normally not see during their life. But maybe you want to cool it with the anal sex and blow jobs with her daughter for awhile. No sense tempting the unknown...... JMHO

It was just a dream, you memory and that stuff. But still FYL

Dreaming about the dead is not a good omen :/