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AAARGH

By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

Nightmare mother

By scared shirtless - 18/03/2021 20:01

Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML

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You deserved it 221

Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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You deserved it 97

Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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You deserved it 110

By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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You deserved it 2 127

By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 278

All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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You deserved it 3 820

By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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You deserved it 6 032

By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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You deserved it 6 007

Spirits, awake!

By liza - 29/03/2021 16:59

Today, since my alarm didn’t go off at 7 a.m., I awoke to my mother attempting to perform Necromancy on me “as a joke.” She wore a black robe and everything. FML

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You deserved it 210

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:10

I think you need Sam and Dean Winchester to get rid of this spirit.

lrgenesis 19

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:09

Thats nuts! Haha mother in law IS an anagram of "woman hitler" for a reason. You might want to talk to someone about that. FYL, I'm sorry OP :(

Comments

tigerkitten275 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:58

Luckily it's in your dreams therefore you can punch her in the face and be like "WHO'S IN CHARGE NOW?!"

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 14 March 2012 4:57

Yeah! Lucid dreaming is awesome, if you're someone who can do it.

epicness1234 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 4:00

That's freaking CRAZY!!!!

epicness1234 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 4:00

That's freaking CRAZY!!!!

epicness1234 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 4:36

Thats freaking scary ????

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:05

Well it was just a dream *b. o. b. voice*

waitwhatsgoingon 18

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:20

What the hell did i just read? How is your comment relevant in any way, to this post?

AJRENO 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:33

Time to learn occlumency lessons from Snape.

geminibby300 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:07

she is contacting you from the dead. what you need to do is become psychic and speak to her and tell her if she doesn't back off you will bind her soul or get a psychic to do it for you.