***the iToilet

Or used a trash can and gave her the bag...

Make sure the firmware is above 4.2 or else the vomit won't be compatible with iToilet's iOS.

After her speech you should have just puked right on her for a good morning to her :)

iOS 5 has a better flushing system. And it will link toilets in your house together in the Iseptic

At least you made it to the toilet...

Chlorinegreen- you're killing the vibe

Everyone has been gettin sick around where I live. I was throwing up last night also. It freakin sucks.

50- you wouldn't have that problem with an itoilet. They don't get viruses. But they're expensive

63- I will have to look into that.

Make sure you read the terms and conditions first though. Bad things have happened to those who didn't

69- I appreciate the warning

Oh that's fine don't use the iToilet use the iShitNoMore. Not as satisfying but it works all the same.

Damnit..you beat me to it...FUUUUUUUU

Or instead of leaving her a surprise you can go to the kitchen sink and run the garbage disposal for as long as you want. But put other things in it too, so it's noisier.

Something similar happened to me, and she locked me out of the house for an hour. I had the flu, and threw up all outside of the house, then passed out.

Type like a normal person!

I was thinking more along the lines of: "Choose a quote that fits the situation" But maybe that's just me.

"this is a quote that fits the situation" -wiz khalifa

"I like turtles" Jonathan the zombie

"that beaver should not be on my nuts." -Samuel L Jackson

"I like trains." - I Like Trains Kid

I had a puppy named Adolph. He had kittens! -the Retarded Policeman

5- yes! Just yes

[Insert picture of starving children in third world countries without access to clean drinking water here]

Except for the fact that that would be a different situation almost entirely.

The only way it is similar in circumstance is that the villain has a vagina.