Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the...

By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By yahoowizard | 16

#3798178 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:02

Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now

By eltapatio16 | 5

#3798180 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:02

Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!

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By aaronfuegopop | 7

#3798173 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:01

Wow. Sucks.

By yahoowizard | 16

#3798178 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:02

Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now

milkndstufff | 7

#3798234 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:11

***the iToilet

kelissa_fml | 16

#3798250 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:13

Or used a trash can and gave her the bag...

miserypoison | 13

#3798315 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:27

Make sure the firmware is above 4.2 or else the vomit won't be compatible with iToilet's iOS.

bfrench95 | 0

#3798550 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 14:18

After her speech you should have just puked right on her for a good morning to her :)

waswashere | 0

#3799105 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:50

iOS 5 has a better flushing system. And it will link toilets in your house together in the Iseptic

chlorinegreen | 27

#3799150 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:57

At least you made it to the toilet...

waswashere | 0

#3799404 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:51

Chlorinegreen- you're killing the vibe

ZebcoGirl | 0

#3799424 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:56

Everyone has been gettin sick around where I live. I was throwing up last night also. It freakin sucks.

waswashere | 0

#3800132 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:05

50- you wouldn't have that problem with an itoilet. They don't get viruses. But they're expensive

ZebcoGirl | 0

#3800405 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:21

63- I will have to look into that.

waswashere | 0

#3800949 - Thursday 29 December 2011 2:08

Make sure you read the terms and conditions first though. Bad things have happened to those who didn't

ZebcoGirl | 0

#3801003 - Thursday 29 December 2011 2:36

69- I appreciate the warning

YtotsDI | 0

#3805993 - Friday 30 December 2011 3:23

Oh that's fine don't use the iToilet use the iShitNoMore. Not as satisfying but it works all the same.

By eltapatio16 | 5

#3798180 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:02

Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!

Chaos187 | 6

#3798202 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:06

Damnit..you beat me to it...FUUUUUUUU

Jaxx66 | 21

#3798773 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 15:48

Or instead of leaving her a surprise you can go to the kitchen sink and run the garbage disposal for as long as you want. But put other things in it too, so it's noisier.

Zeppelin1969 | 5

#3800022 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:22

Something similar happened to me, and she locked me out of the house for an hour. I had the flu, and threw up all outside of the house, then passed out.