Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
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yahoowizard
| 16
Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now
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eltapatio16
| 5
Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!
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aaronfuegopop
| 7
Wow. Sucks.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now
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milkndstufff
| 7
***the iToilet
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kelissa_fml
| 16
Or used a trash can and gave her the bag...
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miserypoison
| 13
Make sure the firmware is above 4.2 or else the vomit won't be compatible with iToilet's iOS.
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bfrench95
| 0
After her speech you should have just puked right on her for a good morning to her :)
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waswashere
| 0
iOS 5 has a better flushing system. And it will link toilets in your house together in the Iseptic
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chlorinegreen
| 27
At least you made it to the toilet...
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waswashere
| 0
Chlorinegreen- you're killing the vibe
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ZebcoGirl
| 0
Everyone has been gettin sick around where I live. I was throwing up last night also. It freakin sucks.
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waswashere
| 0
50- you wouldn't have that problem with an itoilet. They don't get viruses. But they're expensive
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ZebcoGirl
| 0
63- I will have to look into that.
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waswashere
| 0
Make sure you read the terms and conditions first though. Bad things have happened to those who didn't
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ZebcoGirl
| 0
69- I appreciate the warning
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YtotsDI
| 0
Oh that's fine don't use the iToilet use the iShitNoMore. Not as satisfying but it works all the same.
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eltapatio16
| 5
Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!
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Chaos187
| 6
Damnit..you beat me to it...FUUUUUUUU
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Jaxx66
| 21
Or instead of leaving her a surprise you can go to the kitchen sink and run the garbage disposal for as long as you want. But put other things in it too, so it's noisier.
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Zeppelin1969
| 5
Something similar happened to me, and she locked me out of the house for an hour. I had the flu, and threw up all outside of the house, then passed out.
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forthepainx3
| 0
good morning?
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
madness is like Gravity,,all you need is a little push,,JOKER (Dark Knight)
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shannonreneee
| 11
Type like a normal person!
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Jaxx66
| 21
I was thinking more along the lines of: "Choose a quote that fits the situation"
But maybe that's just me.
But maybe that's just me.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
"this is a quote that fits the situation" -wiz khalifa
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benderbot19
| 0
"I like turtles" Jonathan the zombie
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flockz
| 19
"that beaver should not be on my nuts." -Samuel L Jackson
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coolboy675
| 16
"I like trains." - I Like Trains Kid
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Zeppelin1969
| 5
I had a puppy named Adolph. He had kittens!
-the Retarded Policeman
-the Retarded Policeman
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W1ngnu7
| 5
5- yes! Just yes
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ElectricGhost_fml
| 5
she should be thankful you didn't throw up on her face when she was yelling at you!
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cocodecoeur
| 12
Well you've should tell her: Better out than in
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wriptidez
| 0
she needs to discover mercy towards others ...woweee
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MRSMOJORISIN_fml
| 0
You should start flushing the toilet over and over again. Just to get back at her :)
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fancyclown
| 9
[Insert picture of starving children in third world countries without access to clean drinking water here]
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LolCakes111
| 7
Sounds like something a crazy mother-in-law would do in order to attempt to break up your relationship...
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murdersquirrel
| 15
Except for the fact that that would be a different situation almost entirely.
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downtime
| 12
The only way it is similar in circumstance is that the villain has a vagina.