Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML
by aherdofpigs / 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm / United States / Animals
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#1 - On 09/02/2013 at 6:09pm by confusedAsFuck
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Laser Pen that bastard into a bin and voilà.
#4 - On 09/02/2013 at 6:09pm by Pleonasm
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