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Call animal control
How do you know what he did first?
You mean animal coontrol lol ... anyone?
Around here animal control tells you to call a private company or trap them yourself. The private company wanted $600. Had one take up camp in my backyard. He moved on when the pool cage went up and he couldn't get to his water source.
Or shoot them..
Wouldn't matter if you're an antisocial person like me! But you still would have to go to school/work. Climb out the window.
Throw a big sheet/tarp over them then while they're blinded, jump 'em and trap them in the tarp/sheet then release them into your neighbors yard.
What did you do to them to make them gang up on you? Maybe call an exterminator?
Just go outside and handle them?
Just go outside and have all 5 jump up at you and attack you and risk them getting inside?
Better hope raccoons don't kill a human. -_-
Camping outside the door and hissing isn't considered acting strange?
Just ******* ignore them and/or act intimidating. What the **** could a bunch of raccoons do to you? YDI. #83 - what's a raccoon hunter? is there a lot of demand in that field? :P
The racoons in my city don't run. I've thrown stuff at them, ran at them, and yelled 'til I turned blue and they won't leave. The only thing that scares them is the 10 lb dog in my profile pic! They ate all my goldfish/koi and ripped the tarp for the pond so now I can't have fish out there :(
They also love candles. I was gonna say toss out some tea lights and while they're distracted, run!
Throw food outside your door and RUNNNNNN
Hiss back! Display your dominance!
A gang of racoons? are you considering joining op, you know get affiliated? It won't be hard to get initiated you probably have to knock out a few squirrels.
They're there for the initiation xD
The jackets are way to expensive
Call animal control. Raccoons are evil.
Call Turtleman! He'll deal with them humanely. Then again you have to live in or near Kentucky.
That show is a hoax. They plant the animals. Got in trouble for planting venomous snakes near a public pool for a taping after the city said no. Showed up on a Monday night roundup of news stories a while back, I'd get the link but I'm mobile.
I've seen the show a handful of times, I'm not a dedicated fan. I was also just making a joke. I'll find the news story though because now I'm interested.
Next thing you know the Umberella Corporation will be knocking at you door, becayse your in... *shades in* Racoon City.
shades on*
Also, *because
Also: *you're
Also: "raccoon".
Also: Umbrella*.
Also: your*
thanks guys
WOW. Also: You are = You're
That one was already covered, 97. Nice try though.
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