By um... what the fuck, miss? - 02/08/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom 3 0 4 85 Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML I agree, your life sucks 62 736 You deserved it 6 127 Tweet Share