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Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14710) - you deserved it (23755)

On 02/07/2013 at 10:58pm - animals - by fish killer - Canada

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cats are like ninjas ...don't fall for those cute eyes

#2 - On 02/08/2013 at 2:46am by ljcarranza

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And that was the greatest less than an hour time of its life.

#3 - On 02/08/2013 at 2:47am by JellyBalls

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