Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
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Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
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ljcarranza 16
cats are like ninjas ...don't fall for those cute eyes
JellyBalls 18
And that was the greatest less than an hour time of its life.
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RubbarDuckie 9
Cats are awesome
PhishloverA 14
Now go back to the store where you bought the accessories and ask if there are refunds in case your fish somehow dies
sonnyrosa 32
You did know that cats can jump and climb stuff, right? Next time, put the fish in a room with the door closed so kitty can't have snack time.
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
Why didn't you just put it in another room and close the door....?
pheonix_flash 7
Fish are stupid pets anyway.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Actually the top of the fridge is one of the worst places you can put a tank. Fish are extremely sensitive to vibrations and sound that result from being put too close to machinery. The stress from being put on top of a fridge would have probably killed them any way.
simsgirlgem 25
why the hell would you have a fish if you have a carnivore who eat fish you're stupid
Eamon666 3
At least your cat had a "Fancy Feast"
zeffra13 31
#133 My cat could open doors with round door knobs no problem. Since we wanted him to sleep in the bathroom at night until he was litter trained, we took the knob off so it was just a square post sticking out, but he could open that too. He could also open the fold-top cat carriers.
KBurns207 17
Hey... Cats can jump on top of refrigerators. Just a heads up for next time.
nicholasj96 9
Get a spray bottle and spritz the cat . It's equivalent to beating it's ass .