By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 12:00 - Canada - Hamilton
All the FMLs
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The long game
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By DamnMyOvaries - 03/05/2017 00:00 - United States - Groves
Wake up!
By Yippie - 02/05/2017 22:00 - Spain - Alcalá De Guadaira
By patate - 02/05/2017 20:00
Creepy
By trackdaddy - 02/05/2017 18:00 - United States - San Diego
WASTED
By dramaelf - 02/05/2017 16:31
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Fit as a fiddle
By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 16:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík
By jennisyn - 02/05/2017 14:33 - United States - Newland
jennisyn tells us more.
This did happen on Wednesday, April 26, aka Administrative Professionals Day. It's a service company and it just burned me up processing bonuses for the men while the women got flowers. It made the ladies feel unappreciated. The work takes everyone. As for it not appearing until Sunday, there is clearly a lag in the time in uploading a FML and it being published.
By GeeThanks - 02/05/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto
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By girlsncomics - 28/04/2017 18:10
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I had them in a shelf that I was sure she couldn't reach suppose I was wrong. This was the first and only time she did something like this.
By ruttles - 28/04/2017 17:47
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Op here I actually don't buy the kcups I buy regular coffee and a pod with a washable filter...both cheaper and environmentally friendly. And the keurig was given to me so never actually bought the machine and I never read up on the maintenance instructions like I should've, which I acknowledge is my fault. But I put milk and sugar in my coffee so it never actually tasted bad to me. And the whole machine is black so I couldn't see the mold growing in it. But we've since took the keurig apart (literally) and thoroughly washed and sanitized it and we installed a water filter on it.
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Hello everyone! I'm thrilled to know I've entertained strangers on the internet! This took place last July, actually. As for how I did this, I'm just incredibly clumsy and landed on my left knee at just the wrong angle. To make matters worse, I was on vacation in Williamsburg VA and it was 110 degrees every day, and I had to walk everywhere with an black foam knee immobilizer that went from my ankle to my thigh. My proudest moment was when an 80 year old man had to help me down the stairs. My physical therapy paid off, and I'm back to normal, though apparently I'm a bit knock-kneed and need to be more careful. Thanks for all the good wishes!