You got off easy this time — it was just the remote. Screw up again and you’ll get the whole TV thrown at your junk!

Does she make a sandwich out of the apricot jam and sage and onion stuffing?

Tell her that if she wants to ever have more kids, she should aim elsewhere.

If she continues to react in this manner, you won't have to worry about a second pregnancy.

Hey look at the bright side; you got to use them before they went pop!

As a former pregnant woman we take our cravings to heart. Our emotions and hormones are pretty intense and it can be devastating not getting our cravings. With that being said though, I never got violent when I didn’t get it. That’s a bit extreme. I’ll admit I did get pissed a few times, but never violent.

Happy wife, happy life. That's your life motto now.

Sorry to get serious here but this is abuse. The fact that she is a women or pregnant doesn’t matter. Look for controlling behavior. While you can’t change her, you can tell her that you will not put up with abuse and you will leave if she is abusive and just put your efforts into taking care of your child. I am so sorry OP.

First pregnancy? No really I was on bed rest and never understood women do THIS bullshit

Women don't get to use PMS and pregnancy for assault.