FML : Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with...

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Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML

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By Sariitaa_fml - / Saturday 18 November 2017 19:00 /

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By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7565591 - Saturday 18 November 2017 19:08

Was it fate???

By manb91uk | 21

#7565592 - Saturday 18 November 2017 19:09

Well, everybody loves Stranger Things you know...

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By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7565591 - Saturday 18 November 2017 19:08

Was it fate???

By manb91uk | 21

#7565592 - Saturday 18 November 2017 19:09

Well, everybody loves Stranger Things you know...

By RichardPencil | 25

#7565600 - Saturday 18 November 2017 19:51

And if he knew how to work that catheter, things could go to a whole different level of stranger ;)

By Notmymonkeysnotmycircus | 16

#7565606 - Saturday 18 November 2017 20:05

There is actually a company all about that! It’s about hiring a person to come over and sleep next to you and cuddle and stuff. So it literally is just as the title of the book suggests sleeping with strangers.

By TJ Maurice McCovery | 10

#7565613 - Saturday 18 November 2017 20:30

It was just a wink ffs. Little girls think this shit is nasty but as soon as they get old they start flirting with young men too! -_-

By Liongoddess8 | 18

#7565627 - Saturday 18 November 2017 21:25

I'd like to say 'you deserved it' but I can quite easily see myself in that situation.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7565710 - Sunday 19 November 2017 7:29

Are you sure it's a wink? Could be a twitch.

By TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7566234 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 1:16

Another reason to avoid the romance section of bookstores altogether.

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