Health: Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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tarabella 7

Tuesday 14 November 2017 16:23

Today, i took the blue bag when i went shopping. That didn't help when they were out of my favourite cereal.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 14 November 2017 16:17

You knew it snowed, yet you still risked it for a hike. I wouldn't say YDI, but not exactly FYL.

Comments

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 14 November 2017 15:07

They surely have helped when you were laying on the cold hard ground waiting for someone to rescue you and save you life.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 14 November 2017 15:59

Hmm, maybe they malfunctioned. If they’re still under warranty, I’d try to get them replaced with new ones. You’d think clothing manufacturers would thoroughly test the leg-saving abilities of their products.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 14 November 2017 16:17

You knew it snowed, yet you still risked it for a hike. I wouldn't say YDI, but not exactly FYL.

tarabella 7

Tuesday 14 November 2017 16:23

Today, i took the blue bag when i went shopping. That didn't help when they were out of my favourite cereal.

makefmlsgreatagain 1

Tuesday 14 November 2017 16:47

Surprised anyone would hike in the snow if they didn't have to, but hopefully the break wasn't too bad

davecross 11

Wednesday 15 November 2017 18:00

If people like to hike then they usually hike is all seasons

exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 14 November 2017 17:43

”Hey, I’m going on a hike.” ”Okay, break a leg!”

TeachAllTheMath 19

Wednesday 15 November 2017 0:26

I hope you weren’t too far on your hike when you fell!

davecross 11

Wednesday 15 November 2017 0:55

I think you were wearing the wrong shoes, but even with the right shoes there is always the chance of getting hurt while hiking. Either way I hope for a speedy recovery and hopefully you will be out their hiking again