By BiteMe - 30/08/2016 23:29 - United States - Upper Marlboro
All the FMLs
Loofah
By Peter Parker - 30/08/2016 23:19 - United States - Redlands
Oh no…
By pacelily - 30/08/2016 20:32 - United States - San Marcos
By NintyStar - 30/08/2016 20:15 - United States - Minneapolis
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Taking the piss
By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson
By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta
Bad timing
By lkvetched - 30/08/2016 17:23 - United States - Palestine
By J - 30/08/2016 17:20 - United States - Englewood
By Xtrafresh - 30/08/2016 16:42 - Netherlands
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Oh hi, OP here with much desired answers its seems. I adopted the cat from the local vet/asylum. They gave it to me as male and neutered. Even in the store I spotted it was most probably a she, but I didn't want to make a fuss and didn't care. I named her Violet, and she has a little brother named Dash. Kudos to whomever gets the reference. The big surprise for me was that not only did the vet **** up the gender, they also got the neutered part wrong.
By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore
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By ckatia - 30/08/2016 09:29 - France - Paris
By fabiennemorin35 - 30/08/2016 09:29 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn
By KayIsKiwi99 - 29/08/2016 19:00 - United States - Houston
Yummy
By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa
By meglast - 29/08/2016 16:48 - United States - San Antonio
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OP here. It was inconsiderate of me to use the treadmill in an upstairs apartment. Mine isn't very loud and I know the neighbor wasn't asleep, but I still should have thought of the noise. I was very embarrassed, but it is being taken care of and they weren't upset. They just asked me to move the treadmill to another room. I am a small woman-114lbs- I just thought it was funny imagining that I made the whole building shake.
By left alone - 29/08/2016 12:46 - United States - Schenectady
By shrek - 29/08/2016 10:26 - United States - Chattanooga
By rickjameson - 29/08/2016 10:19 - United States - Kill Devil Hills
By tragic - 29/08/2016 04:51 - United States - Bloomington
Flight from hell
By MDoremis - 28/08/2016 19:24 - United States - Honolulu
By MadWorld - 28/08/2016 17:49
Get out
By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City
Perks
By Thomas P. - 27/08/2016 16:49
By nes0385 - 27/08/2016 16:06 - United States - San Antonio
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OP here! I so didn't think this was going to make it! But I loved reading all your comments! And yes I do read FML while I'm doing my business at Barnes and Noble lol
By MissMoonpie - 27/08/2016 12:21 - Belgium - Leuven
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OP here. To clear some things up, my dad and mum divorced like 9 years ago. The fact that he has a girlfriend doesn't bother me at all. It is more the fact that I know this trough my brother that bothers me. I'm at my dorm for a month because I have to take exams (in Belgium it is normal to spend the weekends at home and the weekdays in your dorm, but now I am at my dorm for a month), so I haven't seen my father for quite some time. When I found out she is going to move in with us was a complete shock for me. I don't know her, nor does she now me, and my father hadn't even told me about her. He called me (after I called my grandma because I was very upset) and said not to worry. If she's moving in, it will be for November. By that time I will have met her (hopefully).
By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany
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By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville
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OP here: for clarification, these are the books for one course. The rest of my books for my first semester (I'm a college freshman) drove my textbook costs up to over $500. So having to pay nearly $200 more for my books that did not come as advertised is a bit of a shock, to say the least. For reference, I bought all of my books the week before move-in, and I've only just finished my first week of classes. Luckily, my professor is very understanding, and she just sent me the link to where I could buy the codes and know they were legitimate, and she said she'd just give me credit for what I've already missed. So, I guess you could say this story has a happy ending, more or less. I'll just be better about it when buying books for next semester.