Work and Kids: Today, I finally had one of my preschool students observed by...

By EosHelios - 27/02/2018 13:00 - United States - Halethorpe

Today, I finally had one of my preschool students observed by the county for aggressive behavior intervention. Of course, he only started hitting my assistant and other students after the observer left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 14:00

Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By qhu - 23/10/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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mas12806 24

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:06

Record it for evidence

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:23

The kids knows to shut off his bad behavior while being watched by the authorities? Sounds like a serial killer in the making!

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Zekfen 17

Tuesday 27 February 2018 19:13

You should give him the future wife beater award. Learned from the parents I'm sure.

lukesick1 12

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:53

What about kids with autism? Sometimes they can have outbursts is that the case too?

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 27 February 2018 22:56

My son actually has autism. What you are referring to is a meltdown which is uncontrolled. They don't turn it off and I'm like that. This kid is controlled and manipulating in what he is doing. That is not autism.

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 27 February 2018 22:57

They don't turn it off and on like that* (stupid autocorrect)

lukesick1 12

Tuesday 27 February 2018 23:58

Oh ok I'm not sure about it so hanks for clarifying.

mas12806 24

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:06

Record it for evidence

mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:06

Definitely take pictures of the abuse occurring and of any bruises or damage caused. Submit them to your principal and school board and make sure your assistant and affected student's parents have copies

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:23

The kids knows to shut off his bad behavior while being watched by the authorities? Sounds like a serial killer in the making!

Wintermelons 19

Wednesday 28 February 2018 7:51

If he's that young, I think heel become a cereal killer instead!

Wintermelons 19

Wednesday 28 February 2018 7:51

He’ll, I hate myself

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 February 2018 11:51

Sure, that how it starts. At first, he’s killing Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms, and nobody is concerned, but then he moves on to Life and it’s “Hey, Mikey!”

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:30

That's what body cams are for, to catch little ***** in the act.

boopingsnoot 24

Wednesday 28 February 2018 1:54

No one-way mirror, no webcam or cctv, just strangers sitting in the classroom? I bet all the kids were on their best behavior. Bully kid knows what he's doing. Sounds like CPS needs a chat with the parents.