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By EosHelios - 27/02/2018 13:00 - United States - Halethorpe

Today, I finally had one of my preschool students observed by the county for aggressive behavior intervention. Of course, he only started hitting my assistant and other students after the observer left. FML

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mas12806 24

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:06

Record it for evidence

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:23

The kids knows to shut off his bad behavior while being watched by the authorities? Sounds like a serial killer in the making!

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Zekfen 17

Tuesday 27 February 2018 19:13

You should give him the future wife beater award. Learned from the parents I'm sure.

lukesick1 12

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:53

What about kids with autism? Sometimes they can have outbursts is that the case too?

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 27 February 2018 22:56

My son actually has autism. What you are referring to is a meltdown which is uncontrolled. They don't turn it off and I'm like that. This kid is controlled and manipulating in what he is doing. That is not autism.

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 27 February 2018 22:57

They don't turn it off and on like that* (stupid autocorrect)

lukesick1 12

Tuesday 27 February 2018 23:58

Oh ok I'm not sure about it so hanks for clarifying.

mas12806 24

Tuesday 27 February 2018 20:06

Record it for evidence

mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:06

Definitely take pictures of the abuse occurring and of any bruises or damage caused. Submit them to your principal and school board and make sure your assistant and affected student's parents have copies

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:23

The kids knows to shut off his bad behavior while being watched by the authorities? Sounds like a serial killer in the making!

Wintermelons 19

Wednesday 28 February 2018 7:51

If he's that young, I think heel become a cereal killer instead!

Wintermelons 19

Wednesday 28 February 2018 7:51

He’ll, I hate myself

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 February 2018 11:51

Sure, that how it starts. At first, he’s killing Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms, and nobody is concerned, but then he moves on to Life and it’s “Hey, Mikey!”

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:30

That's what body cams are for, to catch little ***** in the act.

boopingsnoot 24

Wednesday 28 February 2018 1:54

No one-way mirror, no webcam or cctv, just strangers sitting in the classroom? I bet all the kids were on their best behavior. Bully kid knows what he's doing. Sounds like CPS needs a chat with the parents.