Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 22:05 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 August 2019 6:46

Sounds like you have BBO -- Beyond BO!

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 August 2019 6:46

Sounds like you have BBO -- Beyond BO!

wmayrhofer 18

Friday 30 August 2019 10:21

read the warnings, that stuff can give you skin cancer

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