Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
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Today, I finally felt better after having the flu for two weeks. I decided to do some much-needed cleaning that I hadn't been able to do while sick. I tripped over my rug and broke my ankle. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
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joeyl1990 28
This is proof you should never get out of bed.
Hejira Hayes 8
There once was an anon with flu Who greeted the morning anew They flew from their bunk Crashed with more than a thunk Thus their maladies numbered two
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Comments (15)
joeyl1990 28
This is proof you should never get out of bed.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Or proof you should never wake up at all...
Donut_Wizard 23
Curse you gravity!
Lobby_Bee 17
More bed time? Why the hell not?
RichardPencil 30
As long as you’re loafing about in bed, you might as well have another excuse to do so.
manb91uk 22
Sounds like you got out on the wrong foot....
_ali__cat_ 14
omg I am so sorry. My heart literally broke while reading this. An extended stay in bed isn't all that bad, maybe in the bottom bunk this time..
Ghetis 396 11
Sorry about your heart condition
Hejira Hayes 8
There once was an anon with flu Who greeted the morning anew They flew from their bunk Crashed with more than a thunk Thus their maladies numbered two
katydid91 31
That was beautiful.
Shabnam Moghal 14
This is why it's so important to open your eyes when you wake up. This way, you would have seen how high you were in relation to the ground.
TheSminty1 17
I slept in a bunk bed and fell out if it many times. It didn't affect me at all. So, did I tell you I had a bunk bed as a kid. I used to fwall owet odd ut all da tym. I wasn't what was I talking about again?
Mechakitty 13
Bed vs. Flu....... bed wins