Transportation, Cars and Accident: Magic moment

Magic moment

By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 13:13 - United States - Crawfordville

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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You deserved it 958

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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You deserved it 143

Rent-a-wreck

By PolarBear2020 - 11/02/2023 14:00

Today, I was driving my rented car on the highway at 60 mph when I realized that the brakes had gone. FML

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You deserved it 82

Drive

By fmbadluck - 29/10/2020 12:01 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I set a new record: two fender benders in less than 10 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 412

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 750

The Brian Harvey

By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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You deserved it 617

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 91 124

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:46

Dude if crap like that distracts you that much, you're a danger to everyone around you. Please swith to using public transportation.

ohsnapword 21

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:25

Did you get it on your Snapchat as well?

Comments

ActuallyDavid 17

Wednesday 28 February 2018 1:36

Lmao YDI bro. I would’ve probably done something similarly stupid at some point, though.

ohsnapword 21

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:25

Did you get it on your Snapchat as well?

tibtak 20

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:55

You managed to hit AT 80,000 miles. Congrats!!

lukesick1 12

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:56

When this baby hits 80,000 miles your gonna see some serious shit.

Justin Karcher 2

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:16

The only time to really watch your odometer is when it reads 80,085 miles...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 February 2018 6:01

BOOBS!!! Hahahaha!

Seeya55 31

Wednesday 28 February 2018 15:42

Yes. That's the joke.

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:18

Was it worth it?

Hejira Hayes 8

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:44

YDI. I'd say **** Their Life, but I'm concerned the acronym of such would only encourage you.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:46

Dude if crap like that distracts you that much, you're a danger to everyone around you. Please swith to using public transportation.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Wednesday 28 February 2018 4:39

ever consider driving forward?....

Sheepiebeepie 26

Wednesday 28 February 2018 4:51

They were driving forward... too much.

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 28 February 2018 5:50

Guess you hit 80,000 in more ways than one!

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