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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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You deserved it 4 247

By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 665

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 02:00

Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truckstop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud, that I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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You deserved it 4 531

By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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You deserved it 4 478

By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 978

The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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You deserved it 1 296

By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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You deserved it 725

Madrias 36

Friday 2 February 2018 22:58

Congratulations on surviving an encounter with a vampire!

manb91uk 22

Monday 26 February 2018 1:54

These Twilight ******* are getting creative

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Madrias 36

Friday 2 February 2018 22:58

Congratulations on surviving an encounter with a vampire!

muffledpotato 17

Monday 26 February 2018 1:34

She might’ve been poor and couldn’t afford them. Or was lacking in preparedness

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Monday 26 February 2018 6:51

all reasonable possibilities... yet still disturbing

manb91uk 22

Monday 26 February 2018 1:54

These Twilight ******* are getting creative

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 February 2018 2:55

Were they hers? Come to think of it, I don’t want to know. Carry on!

bluhbluhbluh 14

Monday 26 February 2018 3:21

At least she didn't say "this is just practice for when I wring the blood out of your skinny little neck"

dexter420 21

Monday 26 February 2018 3:23

There is a blood shortage

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 26 February 2018 4:14

Makes sense to squeeze out the excess blood before trying to clean and reuse your tampon.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Monday 26 February 2018 6:53

sir, I beg your pardon! they are not now nor have they ever been reusable.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 26 February 2018 18:17

Except that reusable sanitary products (including tampons) are a thing. https://clothpads.wordpress.com/

_ali__cat_ 14

Monday 26 February 2018 4:32

so uh.......you couldn't stick around long enough to ask why? I couldn't sleep at night without knowing and I won't.

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 26 February 2018 18:06

Lmao! I feel like you are me, but not me.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 26 February 2018 5:13

It's moments like these where you wish that the MiB neurolyzer was a real device.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 26 February 2018 6:02

Sadly, that might have been a result of homelessness.

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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Today, my mother and wife are arguing over raising our baby Catholic or Church of England. They’re mad at each other and as a bonus they’re both mad at me because I’m non-religious and genuinely don’t care which made-up religion they try to raise her in, I’m just enjoying being a dad over here. FML

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Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML

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Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

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Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML

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Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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