Congratulations on surviving an encounter with a vampire!

She might’ve been poor and couldn’t afford them. Or was lacking in preparedness

These Twilight fuckers are getting creative

Were they hers? Come to think of it, I don’t want to know. Carry on!

At least she didn't say "this is just practice for when I wring the blood out of your skinny little neck"

There is a blood shortage

Makes sense to squeeze out the excess blood before trying to clean and reuse your tampon.

so uh.......you couldn't stick around long enough to ask why? I couldn't sleep at night without knowing and I won't.

It's moments like these where you wish that the MiB neurolyzer was a real device.

Sadly, that might have been a result of homelessness.