Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob / 03/10/2011 at 12:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by ants9omarching / 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
by drebel / 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
AmberlovesJb's comment : Since when is a medium bad?
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by anonymouse / 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by crazystar69 / 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Love
by prdept. / 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Intimacy
RecklessJellyBea's comment : Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 11:07am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Zodaicz's comment : Damn...poor kid...
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
by life_isnt_fair / 03/09/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Kentucky) / Love