Embarrassing and Students: So brave

So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By LegInPieces - 17/10/2013 16:34 - United States - Redmond

Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML

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By SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

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By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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silentcarrot 1

Wednesday 4 February 2009 0:04

why would the door be locked from the inside?

ExclamationKate 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:55

I only know this because I'm an architecture student, but pulling the door wouldn't have gotten him very far. Fire code requires that all exit doors in assembly rooms (100+ people) swing outwards and have crash bars on them in case people panic. Fire code also states that no exit doors can be locked from the inside, but I could see a professor or TA being a jerk and doing that. But seriously, who leaves class early? I can see getting there late, but you kind of single yourself out for ridicule when you leave early.

Comments

silentcarrot 1

Wednesday 4 February 2009 0:04

why would the door be locked from the inside?

fml98kevin 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 6:30

so he doesnt get out. lol

flyingdjs 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 3:11

yea.. .sometimes i struggle with doors too... sad life when i thought a door was locked walk 10 steps and find some random person open the same door.... i guess we're just door challenged.

FunWriter20 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:09

This is always one of my fears! Bummer, yo. I probably would've just walked to the front door and muttered something about a doctor's appointment.

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:27

Hahahaha, you gotta laugh at these embarressing moments!! I know it'd probably take me a couple days though lol.

epxy 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:33

hello Gw Bush !

laptoptimusprime 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:02

Sucks to be you!! Seriously, though - were all the doors leading out locked? If so, you are one lucky person, because you have grounds for a lawsuit, as well as making it class-action. If not, tho, it was just an embarrassing moment you can at least laugh at when/if you ever have grandkids.

ExclamationKate 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:55

quackImapenguin 16

Thursday 28 November 2013 8:18

I've actually had two separate quarters when my voice masterclass (I'm a music major) overlapped with another class. I generally compromised by leaving my other class early when I had to perform in masterclass and going to masterclass late when I didn't, so there are actually some perfectly good reasons to leave a class early. Doesn't sound like that's what the OP was up to. They should also keep the door unlocked so that if people feel randomly nauseous or have panic attacks they can get out.

Sammara 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:52

That's actually a fire hazard, if the door was locked. You need to contact your school about that. They could get in ALOT of legal trouble over that. But, I wouldn't recommend trying to escape class early again unless its a real emergency.