Money: Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers.... - FML

By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:28

wow what the fuck? $400??? you're DESPERATE, dude.

jimmythegirl 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:49

bahahahaha but really why did you spend $400 at a stripclub.............

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Wednesday 4 February 2009 3:11

Haha, you didnt see the package? =P

quiksta 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 13:20

@#7 i guess bob, you understand the difference between sex, but not species. a dog is a different animal than humans, understand? therefore, it has different holes. i'm sure if one really was determined, it would work out fine and dandy. since you're so interested, keep us all posted.

Eir_fml 1

Thursday 19 February 2009 23:58

@8: he can respond with go screw a corpse. It's human, right.

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Saturday 28 February 2009 0:15

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:09

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Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:12

Woah! Since when did all strip clubs become prostitution rings?

MasqueradePrince 25

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Wednesday 16 October 2013 2:38

I have no idea, but that does sound Quite fun. Transsexuals and Cross-dressers are just so lovely!!!

jimmythegirl 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:49

bahahahaha but really why did you spend $400 at a stripclub.............

azhein 0

Friday 26 March 2010 20:23

not only that but why would you want to get a strippers number. a shemales at yhat

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Sunday 3 May 2015 1:23

I know, escorts are cheaper.

Guiseppi 0

Friday 6 March 2009 9:42

Wow... The fact that you would spend that much money even for legitimate women is perplexing.

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:28

wow what the fuck? $400??? you're DESPERATE, dude.

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Friday 20 March 2009 1:29

Love has no boundaries!

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Friday 20 March 2009 9:35

EL OH FREAKIN EL

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Spicy

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