Noise machine

By achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 124
You deserved it 5 822

Same thing different taste

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OEsEben 0

If you're a good fake cougher you can cover up the whole thing... then just walk out rubbing your throat and say "mmm something in my...." and just walk past

achtung_fml 5

Scoot: "Turn on the fan, and sink. Everybody knows that." I know now, Scoot. I know now.

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OEsEben 0

If you're a good fake cougher you can cover up the whole thing... then just walk out rubbing your throat and say "mmm something in my...." and just walk past

Or just be a man and accept the fact that you, like her, poop. Everybody poops, even if their cute girls. And sometimes, it's a loud, smelly poop.

@ #3 - that's not true. 2 of the best lays of my life have been my friends' sisters - still good mates with both of them :)

i highly doubt that if you drive that piece of shit

Who the **** are you to judge someone based on what car they drive? Someone who drives a Ferrari isn't any better than someone who drives a Sedan. Grow the **** up, for all you know, that might not even be his car.

unless you are none corporial, shit happens. There are far worst things to happen in front of cute girl then her then that. it can be a funny har har moment in a movie but your life is not a movie.

Shadow0B 0

OMFG LAWL pretty funny stuff.....

achtung_fml 5

Scoot: "Turn on the fan, and sink. Everybody knows that." I know now, Scoot. I know now.

That was so damn funny. I just laughed very obnoxiously in a crowded and quiet computer lab.

its not a good idea to have a bathroom next to a kitchen.

I know!! My boyfriend's house is laid out that way too... Dumbest thing ever!!