Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, I accidentally liked a photo from 2013 while stalking an ex’s Instagram. Not only did she see it, but I also followed their entire family’s pages in a panicked attempt to cover up. It didn’t work. FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I was going down nostalgia road on Instagram at 2 a.m when I accidentally liked a photo on my ex’s account from seven years ago. I panicked, unliked it, locked my phone, and threw it across the bed like it was possessed. I still haven’t unclenched because I don't know if he'll see it or not. FML
Today, I accidentally liked a social media post from 2017 while scrolling through someone's profile. I panicked and blocked him. Then I remembered that blocking him wouldn't stop the notification from being seen, so I just shut my phone off and unsuccessfully tried to convince myself that it never happened. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML
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ahabsfan 17
Was this a “she loves me, she loves me not” type of game you were playing?
RichardPencil 32
She'll probably be turned on that sometimes you liked her and sometimes you didn't. People get bored with those who are always nice. Technology was your wingman!
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RichardPencil 32
She'll probably be turned on that sometimes you liked her and sometimes you didn't. People get bored with those who are always nice. Technology was your wingman!
ahabsfan 17
Was this a “she loves me, she loves me not” type of game you were playing?
awildwhisper 30
Yikes! Time to either sit in the back of the class and hope she doesn't see you or use it to your advantage and become the mysterious bad boy in school that likes and dislikes people on a whim. You'll have a bigger chance with her using Option 2. Good luck, school is a survival game on hard mode 😄
BurnInDemonFire 39
So sad when a young life is extinguished before it ever really got started. Oh well, that'll teach you not to stalk people. Sayonara, kid.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
"Today, I was stalking..." Instant YDI, creeper.
Hangryko 32
Agreed; that's exactly what I was going to post.