Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 03:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

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By caancoha | 0

#738604 - Sunday 27 December 2010 9:06

Oh, look. He's watching you sleep.

By IMB916 | 0

#738621 - Sunday 27 December 2010 9:16

YDI for having such bad taste in men.

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By caancoha | 0

#738604 - Sunday 27 December 2010 9:06

Oh, look. He's watching you sleep.

themixedt4pe | 0

#739132 - Sunday 27 December 2010 18:01

This.

harsan_09 | 0

#740247 - Monday 28 December 2010 7:18

WIN.

gigi_bella | 0

#959720 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:48

Double win.

xXCrazyPersonXx | 0

#1205999 - Sunday 8 August 2010 0:47

Triple Win. o3o

iampunk | 0

#1685388 - Friday 12 November 2010 4:22

C-C-Combo breaker!

hyrulequeen2010 | 0

#4274246 - Sunday 8 April 2012 5:36

That's what you get for being a twilight fan

Comoke1024 | 16

#5854395 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 0:54

stealin' yo kids.

By kooldrew3 | 0

#738606 - Sunday 27 December 2010 9:08

wtf

By doorbellgirl | 0

#738607 - Sunday 27 December 2010 9:09

YDI Taylor Lautner is ten hundred thousand times SEXIER

stephanieeDawnx | 0

#3513245 - Sunday 30 October 2011 15:39

That's true, but I would say she deserves it.

CrazyV | 19

#3607610 - Sunday 20 November 2011 1:02

cant believe people buried this comment... twilight fans get a life

splatterband6487 | 4

#5144054 - Tuesday 13 November 2012 4:53

I do have a life. Obviously I love edward

By Deezie | 0

#738608 - Sunday 27 December 2010 9:10

lmao! thats too funny!

By alicealice_fml | 3

#738609 - Sunday 27 December 2010 9:10

I love robert pattinson its okthings happen like that all the time

zuli_fml | 0

#747642 - Thursday 31 December 2010 22:02

Only if you're fucking retarded.

whatthe_efff | 0

#749763 - Saturday 2 January 2010 4:03

Hahaha, things like this happen all the time? What the hell are you doing? I just about laughed as hard about this as I did about the FML.

mycheese | 0

#4216860 - Monday 26 March 2012 7:42

Wtf who actually likes Robert pattison (btw I knowi spelled it wrong but who cares) he's a ugly stalker

Palirose | 22

#5770796 - Thursday 28 November 2013 3:34

#291, You're absolutely retarded. He's acting a role for a fictional character which made him a lot of money. He isnt actually a stalker you nit wit.

By daydreamstar | 7

#738613 - Sunday 27 December 2010 9:11

soooo. was it good??? did he make you shiver with his icicle...
he watches you in your sleep to make sure you dont leave ..lolol well. at least it wasnt spongebob and thankfully edward/robert dosent sing....mlia..