Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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badonis 0
If he's going to break up with you like that, he's not even worth it.
MisterJD 0
That's low. You should call him from another number, or (if possible) from his friend's phone. And tell him you're going to come round his house, eat all his biscuits and rape his dog. Even by doing that, you're STILL showing a greater level of maturity than he is *grin*
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Comments (35)
badonis 0
If he's going to break up with you like that, he's not even worth it.
Lahir 0
lol you should have gotten the message earlier. fyl
FckUp 0
my boyfriend did that to me a few years ago. he stopped answering my calls, texts, and IMs for a few days. then a mutual best friend of ours called me and broke up with me for him cause he was too much of a pansy to come out and tell me himself.
MisterJD 0
That's low. You should call him from another number, or (if possible) from his friend's phone. And tell him you're going to come round his house, eat all his biscuits and rape his dog. Even by doing that, you're STILL showing a greater level of maturity than he is *grin*
Rayn4u_fml 0
That happened to me with a guy who warned me he never answers calls from withheld numbers. Now I know why, and it was the only intelligent thought he'd ever had.
kbtoys 2
Good riddance, what a pussy.
BethyBoo 0
I'm a girl and I break up the same way...but I'm only 14
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Sorry, but even at 14 years old that's a pussy way to break up with someone.
24788 6
Lol, he can't even face you to break up. At least he won't contact you from now on.
24788 6
At least he won't contact you from now on.
BACUS666 0
You know what you need to do? You should tell every girl you know what he did, just say,''You know how my BF broke up with me? He just didn't answer my calls.'' Just tell that to as many people as possible, and I doubt he'll ever get a girlfriend again.
wrestler17 0
That kid is an immature little brat!