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Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML


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On 06/06/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by :( (man) - United States

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Sounds like a dead-end job to me.

#2 - On 06/06/2013 at 11:31pm by mirthfulMessiahs

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They already have to see a dead person in a coffin, they shouldn't have to see one behind the counter too, or whatever your new job is.

#8 - On 06/06/2013 at 11:32pm by ironichalibut

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