Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

by ABBenzin / 02/01/2012 at 11:11am / United States / Work

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  • Ohh sht, the first sentence of this FML is so misleading lmao

    #1 - On 02/01/2012 at 12:48pm by MubeenMV3

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  • Ha I started reading like "you deserved it" then Im like oh no that sucks

    #2 - On 02/01/2012 at 12:48pm by babybebop2

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