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Textbook definition unlucky.
What a dumbass OP..
I had almost that exact thing happen to me in high school. parents at work, went to check the mail, locked and closed the door behind me. Elderly neighbor called the cops and I was hauled out of my bedroom window by my ankles. they didn't believe it was my house until I pointed out a recent photo of myself sitting on my table.
Are we getting too sympathetic here? How is everyone voting FYL and not YDI!!
That's funny!!! Wow. Haha.
hilaaarious. i would laugh and laugh. alll the way to the bank.
My exgirlfriend actually did something similar to this a couple years ago. It was raining when she got locked out though. But, then again, she wound up having a kid with her ex-stepdad, so she wasn't any rocket scientist.
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I had almost that exact thing happen to me in high school. parents at work, went to check the mail, locked and closed the door behind me. Elderly neighbor called the cops and I was hauled out of my bedroom window by my ankles. they didn't believe it was my house until I pointed out a recent photo of myself sitting on my table.
you already broke into the house before. so it shouldn't be so hard to do it again. but eh, fyl LOL.