FML : Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone...

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Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MadameM - / Thursday 26 February 2009 08:17 / United States

Transportation

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By alwaysalady | 0

#7842 - Thursday 26 February 2009 06:48

I had almost that exact thing happen to me in high school. parents at work, went to check the mail, locked and closed the door behind me. Elderly neighbor called the cops and I was hauled out of my bedroom window by my ankles. they didn't believe it was my house until I pointed out a recent photo of myself sitting on my table.

By xillentz | 0

#7826 - Thursday 26 February 2009 06:14

you already broke into the house before. so it shouldn't be so hard to do it again. but eh, fyl LOL.

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By holynemesis1208 | 3

#7780 - Thursday 26 February 2009 04:13

dumbass

By robe_fml | 0

#7789 - Thursday 26 February 2009 04:26

Textbook definition unlucky.

ladyangel52 | 11

#4332402 - Friday 20 April 2012 11:28

What a dumbass OP..

By xillentz | 0

#7826 - Thursday 26 February 2009 06:14

you already broke into the house before. so it shouldn't be so hard to do it again. but eh, fyl LOL.

Shell02 | 0

#983371 - Thursday 22 April 2010 04:06

your picture is fucked up. nuff said.

By alwaysalady | 0

#7842 - Thursday 26 February 2009 06:48

By me_me_fml | 0

#7851 - Thursday 26 February 2009 07:03

hahahaha, call it a day, man.

By potentpotable | 0

#7885 - Thursday 26 February 2009 07:44

Are we getting too sympathetic here? How is everyone voting FYL and not YDI!!

By Lyrad | 0

#266133 - Thursday 4 June 2009 07:17

That's funny!!! Wow. Haha.

By bigraws23 | 0

#353359 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 02:44

1st Murphy's Law 2nd so your fault

By nieska18 | 0

#586541 - Friday 25 September 2009 11:08

hilaaarious. i would laugh and laugh. alll the way to the bank.

By EnterSandman_fml | 20

#914863 - Thursday 4 March 2010 10:30

My exgirlfriend actually did something similar to this a couple years ago. It was raining when she got locked out though. But, then again, she wound up having a kid with her ex-stepdad, so she wasn't any rocket scientist.