FML : Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered...

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Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jason - / Thursday 12 August 2010 20:33 / United States

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By sarahalyssa_fml | 0

#1231981 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

epic fail

By Allaineyyy | 0

#1232064 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:41

Ydi for not checking thoroughly.

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By iceicebaby24 | 0

#1231962 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:29

radatthis01, meant to say FAG to fake.:)

By sarahalyssa_fml | 0

#1231981 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

epic fail

drakeforever | 0

#1233561 - Friday 13 August 2010 8:26

agreed(:

By Beaker318 | 11

#1231984 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

happens to me all the time..

ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5469220 - Sunday 28 April 2013 18:23

Haha same>.

By Beaker318 | 11

#1231986 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

happens to me all the time..

By DAN7IEL | 2

#1231993 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:32

sounds like something my mom would do

By theFMLwhore5 | 0

#1232009 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:33

I think everyone has done this atleast once in their life..

By hoho501 | 0

#1232011 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:33

well that's dumb of u :p

By samantha987 | 0

#1232044 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:38

awww man bummer

By Allaineyyy | 0

#1232064 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:41

Ydi for not checking thoroughly.

By TNB_xACiDiC | 0

#1232077 - Friday 13 August 2010 0:42

that was soooo bad of a fail, it was almost a win -_- haha

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