Miscellaneous: Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house...

By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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sarahalyssa_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

epic fail

hockeyplayer82 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:59

I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass

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iceicebaby24 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:29

radatthis01, meant to say FAG to fake.:)

sarahalyssa_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

epic fail

drakeforever 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:26

agreed(:

Beaker318 11

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

happens to me all the time..

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 18:23

Haha same>.

Beaker318 11

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

happens to me all the time..

DAN7IEL 2

Friday 13 August 2010 0:32

sounds like something my mom would do

theFMLwhore5 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:33

I think everyone has done this atleast once in their life..

hoho501 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:33

well that's dumb of u :p

samantha987 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:38

awww man bummer

Allaineyyy 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:41

Ydi for not checking thoroughly.

TNB_xACiDiC 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:42

that was soooo bad of a fail, it was almost a win -_- haha

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