Dirty talk

By Noname - 02/01/2009 03:04 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked, "Why does it smell so bad?" I replied, "Sweat". FML
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ashling_fml 0

Isn't this more of an "f HER life" situation?

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FBIWarning 0

lmao why did your mom smell it?

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tedophilus 0

HAHAHA this happened to me too but my mom actually thought it was puke. I started another one.

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gomego87 0

YDI for sweating. bitch. if I ever see you sweat again, I swear...

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zac12345 0

/facepalm it's not actually sweat, but semen :)

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Collegedude83 0

That's disgusting! Clean up after yourself!

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madskittlesftw 5

He does clean up after himself though!

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ashling_fml 0

Isn't this more of an "f HER life" situation?

147 1
iwanina 0

yeah she touched and stuck her nose in your semen

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skreech96 0

idk it seems pretty hot to me. she should try her sons cum straight from the faucet.

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Das_Kut 0

That just happens every day :) But we have a cleaning lady :D (and mine doesn't smell bad :p )

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Kurlzz 0

Ew... why wouldnt you clean that up yourself? Or at least use kleenex?

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MoutainDrewski 0

Kleenex is horrible to blow your load into, mine would shoot right through the Kleenex and get everywhere, a towel is much better and you don't have to worry about pin-pointing your shot

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PaperxHearts_xox 0

Seriously, dude; clean up after yourself. but apparently you're too lazy to get a girlfriend, and to clean up >.

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iluvsidney 0

yes because that's what girl friends are for ; cleaning up

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bluejayscheer 7

That's not what #11 was saying, they were implying that if he had a girlfriend he wouldn't have to jack off.

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sophie0805 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA. this is funny [=

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ihaveaidz 0

lol u gotta hide your **** rag better

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