Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked, "Why does it smell so bad?" I replied, "Sweat". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
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Top comments
ashling_fml 0
Isn't this more of an "f HER life" situation?
FBIWarning 0
lmao why did your mom smell it?
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Comments (83)
tedophilus 0
HAHAHA this happened to me too but my mom actually thought it was puke. I started another one.
my_haylie_baby 0
Sick!!
gomego87 0
YDI for sweating. bitch. if I ever see you sweat again, I swear...
zac12345 0
/facepalm it's not actually sweat, but semen :)
NoOneCaresXD 0
its not sweat.....
MiaLoves 8
Sarcasm.
Flounder 2
Lame
Collegedude83 0
That's disgusting! Clean up after yourself!
madskittlesftw 5
He does clean up after himself though!
teotsi 28
You don't known that...
ashling_fml 0
Isn't this more of an "f HER life" situation?
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
i 2nd that
iwanina 0
yeah she touched and stuck her nose in your semen
skreech96 0
idk it seems pretty hot to me. she should try her sons cum straight from the faucet.
summer66_fml 0
thats not that embarassing....
Das_Kut 0
That just happens every day :) But we have a cleaning lady :D (and mine doesn't smell bad :p )
Kurlzz 0
Ew... why wouldnt you clean that up yourself? Or at least use kleenex?
MoutainDrewski 0
Kleenex is horrible to blow your load into, mine would shoot right through the Kleenex and get everywhere, a towel is much better and you don't have to worry about pin-pointing your shot
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Seriously, dude; clean up after yourself. but apparently you're too lazy to get a girlfriend, and to clean up >.
iluvsidney 0
yes because that's what girl friends are for ; cleaning up
Jandude 9
^^^^^^ winn
super_sm 0
lol
bluejayscheer 7
That's not what #11 was saying, they were implying that if he had a girlfriend he wouldn't have to jack off.
TrueStoryFolks 17
72 - Are you retarded?
sophie0805 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA. this is funny [=
ihaveaidz 0
lol u gotta hide your **** rag better
cdatribe23 0
bahahaha!