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Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23944) - you deserved it (6113)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Its a boss.. They are all like that.,

#1 - On 10/13/2010 at 5:07pm by SirSantpoort

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It's like when I got dumped by a girlfriend I wanted to dump -- it's just so much easier when they choose to leave.

Evidently you were not good at your job AND not worth sexually harassing.

#4 - On 10/13/2010 at 5:11pm by perdix

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