SirSantpoort

About Sirsantpoort

Whatsuup? Im 16 and Im from Holland.. 4:20 All Day Every Day.. Mooi Kwaai Boy.. Vieze vieze.. Santpoort 023!!

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Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

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By Class - / Friday 11 May 2012 23:52 / United States - Newton Center

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:31 / United States - Rock Island

Today, I took my two kids to a Christmas festival with a train theme. I spent $24 on conductor hats for them. When I gave them the hats, they threw them on the ground and put the red paper bags they came in on their heads. FML

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By Anonymous / Wednesday 22 December 2010 01:15 / United States

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