By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01

Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
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jbuckets_404 38

So tell him that you were referring to smoking, not your job; that way you still get unemployment benefits (if applicable). (Also, find out why he's firing you so that you can correct that issue in your next job.)

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BurnInDemonFire 34

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking."

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BurnInDemonFire 34

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking."

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RichardPencil 30

That story also made me think of “Airplane.” Hey, youngsters, look up that movie — see what we old farts found hilarious.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I want to disagree with you on the "old farts" thing, but my bad back won't let me.

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jbuckets_404 38

So tell him that you were referring to smoking, not your job; that way you still get unemployment benefits (if applicable). (Also, find out why he's firing you so that you can correct that issue in your next job.)

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WeirdUS 29

Do you know if you’re going to open up a conversation with your boss with a I quit you can’t necessarily be surprise that they assume you’re quitting your job

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

should've been wuicker with your wordd then

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