By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01

Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
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So tell him that you were referring to smoking, not your job; that way you still get unemployment benefits (if applicable). (Also, find out why he's firing you so that you can correct that issue in your next job.)

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking."

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"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking."

That story also made me think of “Airplane.” Hey, youngsters, look up that movie — see what we old farts found hilarious.

I want to disagree with you on the "old farts" thing, but my bad back won't let me.

So tell him that you were referring to smoking, not your job; that way you still get unemployment benefits (if applicable). (Also, find out why he's firing you so that you can correct that issue in your next job.)

Do you know if you’re going to open up a conversation with your boss with a I quit you can’t necessarily be surprise that they assume you’re quitting your job

should've been wuicker with your wordd then

Think before you speak.