By mysteryguy3039 - 07/08/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 727
You deserved it 367

Same thing different taste

Top comments

well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.

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well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.

Lobby_Bee 17

A professional girlfriend. I wonder, who will be her next job?

jgiles09 17

wtf? dear...... please accept this as my written notice that I wish to end this relationship. I will continue to be with you for 2 weeks. yours sincerely your ****** up girlfriend

Tsumetai_ 11

maybe the 2 weeks is to give him some time to move out, that is if they live together.

J Huang 8

Just break up with her. You don't need her

are you getting your security deposit back?

Or rather than bitching about it use those two weeks to save your relationship?

Or rather than being a twat, realise that he just used his situation to make a funny post on an app that's basically used to write funny posts about life's great **** ups. I'm sure he's trying his best to sort out whatever happened. Don't be judgemental.

If I had to guess I'd say she's moving away

PoundTheDonut 8

At least you can plan your revenge in advance.

DEADPOOL076 30

Well I hope you give her a good reference.