well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.

A professional girlfriend. I wonder, who will be her next job?

wtf? dear...... please accept this as my written notice that I wish to end this relationship. I will continue to be with you for 2 weeks. yours sincerely your fucked up girlfriend

Just break up with her. You don't need her

Make her train her replacement!

are you getting your security deposit back?

Or rather than bitching about it use those two weeks to save your relationship?

If I had to guess I'd say she's moving away

At least you can plan your revenge in advance.

Well I hope you give her a good reference.