well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.

A professional girlfriend. I wonder, who will be her next job?

wtf? dear...... please accept this as my written notice that I wish to end this relationship. I will continue to be with you for 2 weeks.

yours sincerely

your fucked up girlfriend

maybe the 2 weeks is to give him some time to move out, that is if they live together.

Just break up with her. You don't need her

Make her train her replacement!

^This

are you getting your security deposit back?

Or rather than bitching about it use those two weeks to save your relationship?

Or rather than being a twat, realise that he just used his situation to make a funny post on an app that's basically used to write funny posts about life's great fuck ups. I'm sure he's trying his best to sort out whatever happened. Don't be judgemental.

If I had to guess I'd say she's moving away

At least you can plan your revenge in advance.

Well I hope you give her a good reference.