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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 16:42 - United States

Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

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By hard worker - 22/08/2016 01:03

Today, I gave my boss 2 weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML

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By BoldMoveCotton - 15/06/2016 21:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I put in my two-week notice. My boss responded by saying, "Okie dokie" and hanging up. Guess they were glad to be rid of me. FML

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By sad face - 24/11/2012 11:54 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

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By ohwell - 01/09/2016 17:49 - United States - Arlington

Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML

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You deserved it 1 284

By Sarah - 19/10/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

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You deserved it 17 263

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By mysteryguy3039 - 07/08/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML

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By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

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You deserved it 34 818

By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01

Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 03:18 - United States - Woburn

Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 13 October 2010 23:11

It's like when I got dumped by a girlfriend I wanted to dump -- it's just so much easier when they choose to leave. Evidently you were not good at your job AND not worth sexually harassing.

SirSantpoort 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 23:07

Its a boss.. They are all like that.,

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Xavi89 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:39

lol....

IWABO2_ 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:47

Not really an fml

keilanclarke 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:31

agreed

tacobird123 7

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:48

beat him up after school and take his lunch money :D!

WeTheLiving 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 2:02

lmbo... that's hilarious!!! :D

vbmg152 18

Thursday 14 October 2010 2:45

There must be a reason he said that! I'm probably 30 yrs older than you and no boss has ever said that to me or anyone I know! YDI

biskitbukit 7

Thursday 14 October 2010 3:56

haha, B*TCH!!!! :P

thekingoflife14 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:00

I SAID THIS SHOULD BE HERE!! I MODERATED THIS!! HAHA I FEEL AMAZINGG!!!!!

cheerleader624 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:03

#26 your stupid! its genius smart one, so dont tell someone else something that you dont even know how to spell

illmatic2 16

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:59

Calm down, buddy. It was only a joke and she knew that. Besides, my grammar is much better than yours.

Blaw023 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:03

I don't get the fml here. Ur gonna b leaving anways

Saiyza 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:23

@56 You're* =P

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 14 October 2010 8:49

58, as much as I care about spelling and grammar, you're fighting a losing battle.

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