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Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.

#1 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:14am by shortandloud

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She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.

#3 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:14am by celticwoman04

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