Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
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Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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shortandloud 0
ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.
celticwoman04 0
She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.
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CFR 0
I'm sorry, your mother? Just tell your friends that. "My mom thinks you guys are hot and says I shouldn't hang out with you anymore." You know she could be right though. People are only good or bad looking based on comparison. If you go and find a group of "ugly" friends, you'll be the sexiest one in the group. I'm not saying you're ugly or anything, but our eyes tend to pick out the person or thing that stands out the most in a group, whether they be average, pretty or a model and judge them accordingly based on those surrounding them...
Rainkicksu 0
Wow, your moms a bitch. FYL
FinnGirl12 2
You don't necessarily have to be the hottest one in your group to get guys. I had a lot of friends in high school who were hotter than I was, but I was always the one with the boyfriend because I was more outgoing and friendlier. If you have a killer personality, guys will look beyond the looks.
jeepdude2 0
Can you introduce me to your friends?
scillya 0
@33 i was looking for that too
scillya 0
@33 i was looking for that too....op i would really say fyl just because your mom called you ugly doesnt mean shit she could just be one of those moms who puts down their daughters to feel good about themselves or she could of had a bad childhood
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Your mother is a bitch, as soon as you can cut all contact with her. Your life will be much better for it!
tmnt18 0
HAHAHAHA... hey at least she's honest!! lmao!
jonnymohio 2
Your mom is smart. Follow her advice.
arizdegenerate 0
Looks don't matter. Go out with your friends with a shirt that says " I swallow" and see who gets hit on the most