Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
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Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
shortandloud 0
ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.
celticwoman04 0
She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.
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Comments (98)
AndyDuNasty 0
let me break it down for you popular kids take up friendships with the less attractive people in order to make them look better, your mom was trying to be nice
Scotticus117 11
your mom sounds like a bitch, my mom's nice you can come hang out my house, i don't have a sister and my brother is off at college so im only child...boring!
Fookmylyphe 0
Tell your mom to suck a dick.
anniemarie 0
FAKE.
honeyishrnkdakid 2
You should thank your mom for looking out for you. She's got your back!
killurbeer 0
hahahahahaha! # 15 Sound's like your mom's a milf
ILoveJace01 0
Ouch.
Deemon_Cat 0
Wow. Your mom's really mean. ._. Tell her off.
vortekx 0
i cant believe anyone hasn't said this yet or i haven't seen it, but next time your mom says something regarding your personality or looks that's a negative point, just say "now i know where i get it from, wow thanks mom. "
monkey314159 0
Ahem, cheerleader! So-and-so! What's her face! The ugly one!!!!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You, sir, win the interwebs. Punted!