Bad omen

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 01:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, it’s Easter Sunday. I have a countdown timer on my phone for when I can retire. I checked it : only 666 days left. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Is this an FML because of the religious connotations or just because you still have a couple of years before retirement? Also, if you're a cop, remember to be careful during the last week of the job.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like when you retire, you'll go into Beast Mode. Hellfire and brimstone are a lot more interesting than a gold-plated watch and some stale sheet cake.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Is this an FML because of the religious connotations or just because you still have a couple of years before retirement? Also, if you're a cop, remember to be careful during the last week of the job.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like when you retire, you'll go into Beast Mode. Hellfire and brimstone are a lot more interesting than a gold-plated watch and some stale sheet cake.

3 1