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Is this an FML because of the religious connotations or just because you still have a couple of years before retirement? Also, if you're a cop, remember to be careful during the last week of the job.
Looks like when you retire, you'll go into Beast Mode. Hellfire and brimstone are a lot more interesting than a gold-plated watch and some stale sheet cake.
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Is this an FML because of the religious connotations or just because you still have a couple of years before retirement? Also, if you're a cop, remember to be careful during the last week of the job.
Looks like when you retire, you'll go into Beast Mode. Hellfire and brimstone are a lot more interesting than a gold-plated watch and some stale sheet cake.