Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
shortandloud 0
ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.
celticwoman04 0
She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.
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Comments (98)
i_stay_anonymous 0
It's her fault... :/
Harryb72796 0
ur mom sucks. u should ice the bitch
antherletdwn 0
haha same thing happened to me ... but by my grandma & her friend XD
rm010 0
Its true though... guys usually end up going for the prettiest ones :-(
JessiGoose 0
Aww. Once you get a boyfriend, tell her off.
hundredsofhawks 0
YDI for being ugly.
teiso_fml 0
I hate it how a lot of mothers seem to assume that their daughters' number one priority in life is to get a boyfriend/husband.
HeroicDude 0
Your mom is a bitch. Next time she tells you this, tell her you get your looks from her.
jess07 0
Guys are all different and they're attracted to different things in a girl, and it's not all looks either, although I'm sure you are pretty. There's not any one "right" way for a girl to look, and dumping your friends because they're pretty would be just as bad as dumping them for being ugly. Your mom needs to get over herself and live in the real world with the rest of us.
fmlll_xo 0
awww. its okay :D you should hang out with another group of friends but choose ugly ppl :) that way, you'll be the prettiest one of all