Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
shortandloud 0
ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.
celticwoman04 0
She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.
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Comments (98)
shirvon100 0
your moms right, infact your actually there to make the hot girls look even hotter. FYL
plexico 4
Your mom is an idiot! Everyone knows that some dude has to suck it up and take care of the ugly one if his bros are going to hook up with the pretty ones. She might not get a boyfriend, per se, but she will have a string of steel-stomached wingmen.
Sammara 0
Ignore your mom. I was always "the funny one" in my group, and now I am the only married one. :-)
element01 0
its true. she is only looking out for you
rukusrazor 0
Every group of friends needs a "Friendosaurus"
kukopia 0
BS. I'm always hearing how the HOT girls are never asked out because the guys are so intimidated.. the guys ALWAYS ask out the 'friend' to get close to the hottie. OP just needs to make sure that whoever asks her out is so satisfied with her that they don't drop her for the hotties.
LeahC_fml 4
Ouch that was harsh. Maybe she's right though she could have atleast said it in a nicer way! Ahaha
molitov 0
k I had a much hotter friend growing up, it weeded through all the aholes who just wanted sex.. most of the guys she dated said they picked the wrong friend once they got past the looks. by then I just said "I don't take hand me downs". I found a way better guy without wasting any time with losers. oh and I can't believe tour mom would want u to date a guy who only wants your ass.. some mom
iloveblackshirt6 0
that sooo rude!! omg! well its party her fault because you have some of her genes. you came up with a come-back right?
Anonanimal 0
how not to parent