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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 08:50 - Australia

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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shortandloud 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.

celticwoman04 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.

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shirvon100 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:52

your moms right, infact your actually there to make the hot girls look even hotter. FYL

plexico 3

Monday 28 September 2009 18:02

Your mom is an idiot! Everyone knows that some dude has to suck it up and take care of the ugly one if his bros are going to hook up with the pretty ones. She might not get a boyfriend, per se, but she will have a string of steel-stomached wingmen.

Sammara 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:13

Ignore your mom. I was always "the funny one" in my group, and now I am the only married one. :-)

element01 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:15

its true. she is only looking out for you

rukusrazor 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:56

Every group of friends needs a "Friendosaurus"

kukopia 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:46

BS. I'm always hearing how the HOT girls are never asked out because the guys are so intimidated.. the guys ALWAYS ask out the 'friend' to get close to the hottie. OP just needs to make sure that whoever asks her out is so satisfied with her that they don't drop her for the hotties.

LeahC_fml 4

Monday 28 September 2009 22:01

Ouch that was harsh. Maybe she's right though she could have atleast said it in a nicer way! Ahaha

molitov 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:25

k I had a much hotter friend growing up, it weeded through all the aholes who just wanted sex.. most of the guys she dated said they picked the wrong friend once they got past the looks. by then I just said "I don't take hand me downs". I found a way better guy without wasting any time with losers. oh and I can't believe tour mom would want u to date a guy who only wants your ass.. some mom