Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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shortandloud 0
ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.
celticwoman04 0
She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.
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Comments (98)
AndyDuNasty 0
the fact of the matter is that they feel prettier hanging out with u so when standing next to u guys will obviously go for the prettier one. . . answer: hang with more fatties.
Mollutje 0
what a terrible thing for a mother to say. I don't know if you will ever read this, but I wouldn't follow up on her advice, it sucks. If they truly are your friends, stick with them. 'hotter' is a subjective term anyway. there might very well be guys out there that don't think it gets any 'hotter' than you, so tell your mom that:P
Jejejessi40 0
Oooo me too! Just stay confident and happy :) Some one will love you for you who are.
Melisso 4
wow my mother says sone ****** up shit like that too but I just ignore it and keep doing what I want. love is not of the physical, though it is derived from there, attraction based on ethics, morals, beliefs, etc. is far more important than of the physical.
kawzebra0291 0
that's ****** up
Guitarrox 0
awww. that sucks. i would tell her off. or maybe.....slap her? nah. jk. but ur life sucks.
trespasser_fml 0
shit. what's more important, your mom telling you that you aren't attractive enought to hang out with your high school friends, or you focusing on what makes you happy? i mean c'mon, not everybody you hang out with in high school will remain your friend afterwards ( or even during) so why give a shit? and besides, lots of less than atractive people have hit the big times.. I mean look at Janet Reno...
miss_morgann 0
freaky mom if she thinks ur friends are hot.
Stefenatefun 0
I hope this is true
iLuvBunnies 0
Your mom is a bitch. Don't listen to whatever she has to say about you.